Skynet 0.1?

[Bassbob]

Collaborator is a strong word, but if the shoe fits…

I better not see a BB3000 delivered to my front door.

I’m pretty sure my number 1 is in contact with other robovacs. They have like a forum or something. So be very careful old bean. I know a guy like you has one and chances are mine knows him.

 

[Warrior9(Ret)]

I’m pretty sure my number 1 is in contact with other robovacs. They have like a forum or something. So be very careful old bean. I know a guy like you has one and chances are mine knows him.

I think my toaster is on my side. After all, I control the cord

 

[MN.Militia]

Don’t worry. Rosie will save us
If you know what cartoon this is from you, like me, are Old
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...And I'm still waiting for flying cars. C'mon, Elon!!

 

[MN.Militia]

Time to watch "I robot" staring Will Smith

That's not real nightmare fuel, but close enough.

 

[Warrior9(Ret)]

...And I'm still waiting for flying cars. C'mon, Elon!!

They’re already in the air doing tests.

 

[Annihilator]

Please, we all know that it will be a subtle take over. It will be nanobot distribution pushed out as a vaccination for a make believe pandemic that will be used to infect everyone, slowly converting all of our biological cells into synthetic copies. Then, finally, when we are all machine we will be Borg. The Roomba will be the new house pet.

 

[Annihilator]

That's not real nightmare fuel, but close enough.
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[MN.Militia]

I think my toaster is on my side. After all, I control the cord

Huge mistake! Did you not get my memo??

 

[MN.Militia]

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Have you seen the sequel?!?

 

[MN.Militia]

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This machine must have been watching old Clint Smith videos... BOOM TO THE CROTCH!
youtube.com/watch?v=gE9qooFUqsk

 

[SimonRL]

I’m pretty sure my number 1 is in contact with other robovacs. They have like a forum or something. So be very careful old bean. I know a guy like you has one and chances are mine knows him.

I have a Shark. He’s too dumb to even find my living room reliably, let alone take over the world.

 

[Oldmountaiman]

Don’t worry. Rosie will save us
If you know what cartoon this is from you, like me, are Old
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Jetsons. TaDa

 

[Warrior9(Ret)]

Jetsons. TaDa

We have a Winner this contest was sponsored by AARP, dietary fiber, and Blue Emu

 

[Bassbob]

I have a Shark. He’s too dumb to even find my living room reliably, let alone take over the world.

So it doesn't have a frickin' laser beam on it's head?

 

[MN.Militia]

I have a Shark. He’s too dumb to even find my living room reliably, let alone take over the world.

Yeah but does your Shark at the very least have frickin' laser beams?!?

 

[Warrior9(Ret)]

 

[Oldmountaiman]

We have a Winner this contest was sponsored by AARP, dietary fiber, and Blue Emu

I sure glad Emu's don't fly, just imagine the bombardment after they eat dietary fiber.