Well, just saw on the news a Harvard scientist is now saying “a giant alien ship is approaching and may be here as early as fall. Its flight pattern clearly indicates intelligent control”.
. Didn’t think sending a map out there to see who/what’d find it was a good idea
. The loonies all gonna be either “the sky is falling, it’s the end of the world” or “they’re coming here to help us (you know, like the Europeans helped the natives in the Americas
). Me? I’m betting they’re coming to make a trade deal with the Donald





