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[Talyn]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reportedly moving back to UK.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are planning to move back to the United Kingdom with their two children later this month, six years after stepping away from royal duties and settling in California, according to multiple reports.

Prince Harry's California life isn't what he expected: expert​

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle planning to move back to UK with children 6 years after royal exit: reports

Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet are enrolled in a British school starting September as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle prepare to leave Montecito.

www.foxnews.com

I guess they weren't getting enough adulation in CA.

Prince Harry and Meghan moving back to UK

The couple's children, Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, are enrolled to start at a school in September.

www.bbc.com

They'll probably make some extra income from... The Guardian.

Don't let the door hit them in the *ss.

 

[Belt Fed]

Good, let em take their woke butts outta the states.

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

i guess canada wasn't for them either, so maybe iran

 

[Belt Fed]

Hopefully a lot of the blue hairs will follow them

 

[Lo-Profile]

Meh, just more CA refugees running from the oppression .... Or, King Mushmouth told them it's about to hit the fan and come home

 

[KillerFord1977]

She was good in “Suits”

 

[Onewolf426]

She was good in “Suits”

That's what they all said about her........

 

[ex13F]

 

[Blackmesa96]

 

[TurboDog910]

They’re all yours.

 

[OldGrunt]

This news has upset me so much that I don't think I'll be able to cut my toenails today, as had been on the agenda for months now!

 

[powerboatr]

Good, let em take their woke butts outta the states.

DITTO
and who really cares about the alternate and the HO

 

[az4783054]

they had a taste of CA socialism and hoping to become royal socialites again. well, don't let the door...

 

[Shibadog]

And we care why? Spoiled brats who get their widdle feewings hurt. Wish they’d take the Socialists with ‘em

 

[USMC6094]

Too bad it took more than one flush......

 

[trader]

We'll just have to find a way to cope without them being here.

 

[Retired Bum]

I thought they left awhile ago

 

[NMEDGE]

Honestly I can't stand either one of them. His older brother seems to be turning into a tyrant also. The English crown has become a joke.

 

[bc22wm]

They will be back in six months when the move to return is the only way to get their name in the paper.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa​

Celebs · Aug 21, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

LONDON — The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources.

Meghan Markle, wife of Prince Harry, was reportedly grateful to be back in the UK after suffering years of oppression in the U.S., where people refused to watch her Netflix shows. Now, underneath her mandatory burqa, she's reportedly smiling more than ever.

The pair reportedly arrived to considerable fanfare at Heathrow Airport, with Markle becoming the first royal-adjacent woman to go through the "Ceremonial Bestowment of the Royal Burqa," a new tradition mandated by UK Parliament.

"I'm so glad to be back in the UK, where diversity is celebrated," Markle said as she quickly put on her new burqa to avoid being arrested. "It's the only place in the world women can be truly celebrated."

The former royal outcasts announced their plans to return to the UK back on August 19, citing a desire to give their kids a proper English upbringing and live under Islamic rule.
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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff