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[Retired Bum]

Hi,

England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa​

Celebs · Aug 21, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

LONDON — The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources.

Meghan Markle, wife of Prince Harry, was reportedly grateful to be back in the UK after suffering years of oppression in the U.S., where people refused to watch her Netflix shows. Now, underneath her mandatory burqa, she's reportedly smiling more than ever.

The pair reportedly arrived to considerable fanfare at Heathrow Airport, with Markle becoming the first royal-adjacent woman to go through the "Ceremonial Bestowment of the Royal Burqa," a new tradition mandated by UK Parliament.

"I'm so glad to be back in the UK, where diversity is celebrated," Markle said as she quickly put on her new burqa to avoid being arrested. "It's the only place in the world women can be truly celebrated."

The former royal outcasts announced their plans to return to the UK back on August 19, citing a desire to give their kids a proper English upbringing and live under Islamic rule.
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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

Dude, you're dang funny!

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Dude, you're dang funny!

I can't take much credit, only that I steal from the best.

The Babylon Bee and its sister site, Not The Bee, are a couple of great resources if you like to keep up with all the idiocy in the world.

Satire:

Babylon Bee | Fake News You Can Trust

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Not satire:

Not the Bee | What a time to be alive

Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't.

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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Annihilator]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reportedly moving back to UK.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are planning to move back to the United Kingdom with their two children later this month, six years after stepping away from royal duties and settling in California, according to multiple reports.

Prince Harry's California life isn't what he expected: expert​

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle planning to move back to UK with children 6 years after royal exit: reports

Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet are enrolled in a British school starting September as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle prepare to leave Montecito.

www.foxnews.com

I guess they weren't getting enough adulation in CA.

Prince Harry and Meghan moving back to UK

The couple's children, Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, are enrolled to start at a school in September.

www.bbc.com

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They'll probably make some extra income from... The Guardian.

Don't let the door hit them in the *ss.

 

[az4783054]

problem is she can still run her mouth through that thing...

 

[Retired Bum]

problem is she can still run her mouth through that thing...

Not if it's wadded up and stuffed in the great yaw. I think it's got enough material to get the job done,