In a shocking blow to the global pickup truck market, Toyota Motor Corporation announced that sales projections for its iconic Hilux have “fallen off a cliff” following reports of long-awaited peace breaking out in the Middle East.
“This is catastrophic,” lamented Abu Mahmoud, spokesman for the Free Sons of the Desert Martyrs Brigade (FSOTDMB). “We’ve spent decades relying on the Hilux. It can carry six fighters, a DShK, two RPGs, and a goat, all while surviving airstrikes. Now what are we supposed to do—buy American?”
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“This is catastrophic,” lamented Abu Mahmoud, spokesman for the Free Sons of the Desert Martyrs Brigade (FSOTDMB). “We’ve spent decades relying on the Hilux. It can carry six fighters, a DShK, two RPGs, and a goat, all while surviving airstrikes. Now what are we supposed to do—buy American?”

Toyota Hilux Sales Forecasts Plummet After News of Mid-East Peace • The Havok Journal
by Hugh Jashol, for Article 107 News* Nagoya, Japan – In a shocking blow to the global pickup truck market, Toyota Motor Corporation announced that sales Toyota Hilux sales forecasts crash after Middle East peace brings unexpected calm, shaking up Toyota’s global pickup market strategy.
