Warmest Wishes, Mr. Van ****

[Mr.W.]

The one-and-only Mr. Dick Van **** is celebrating his one hundredth birthday. I sincerely hope it's a joyful event for him; man, is he ever deserving! Cheers. . .

 

[Model 457]

The one-and-only Mr. Dick Van **** is celebrating his one hundredth birthday. I sincerely hope it's a joyful event for him; man, is he ever deserving! Cheers. . .

Pretty funny how his last name was corrected for those sensitive people....

 

[Mr.W.]

I would appreciate the moderators' removal of the censoring of Mr. D.'s surname. Thank you in advance. . .

 

[10mmLife]

I would appreciate the moderators' removal of the censoring of Mr. D.'s surname. Thank you in advance. . .

The mods have no control of what got censored. That is an auto feature that we cant bypass. We would have the same result if we tried to write certain words. Its baked into the forum programming. Its silly sometimes but we unfortunately don't have the means to change the programming.

 

[Belt Fed]

His last name is also an old slang word for a lesbian, which is why it's on the list.

 

[Musashi]

PC now? Ridiculous! Will that be corrected too?

 

[Model 457]

Yeah, I just weighed in with what I thought would be a funny post. I then realized it might land me in a timeout if others didn't see the humor in it. I chickened out and deleted it. Which line is the one I need to stand in to turn in my man card?

 

[trader]

regardless, congrats to the gentleman upon reaching 100 and still spry and mentally with it. Word is he is a decent fellow as well.

 

[Mr.W.]

The mods have no control of what got censored.

Fine.

 

[Old_Me]

Dick Van Dyck...that's the correct spelling...........so it does not get censored.

 

[Recusant]

AI will soon rule us all. Happy Birthday Mr. V.

 

[GPS]

Mr. Dick Van who?

 

[powerboatr]

100 thats a milestone
outstanding MR **** Van water holding back device

 

[GPS]

100 thats a milestone
outstanding MR **** Van water holding back device

Ah, yes, Mr Dick Van Dam! Got it!

But is it the beaver type of dam or the Dutch type?

 

[BarryinIN]

Mary Tyler Moore has said they used to call him Penis Von Lesbian on the set.

(Let’s see if those words post)
EDIT: And of course they do.