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Weird Afternoon

Model 457

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So I went to get some burgers yesterday evening before going to see The Odyssey. What a weird errand.

1) First, I encounter a road rage incident. This dude was mad about something. He passed me on the bike lane, laid on his horn as he passed, and then brake checked me. I had to cross the double yellow to keep from getting side swiped as he passed. I caught him at a red light. I pulled up, tapped the horn, and saluted him. Now get this, the dude was wearing a huge multicolored clown Afro.

2) Parking is really bad around my preferred burger spot. 2 dudes were totally duking it out over a parking spot.

3) On my way home, there were 2 completely buck naked guys riding bicycles.

4) Also on my way home, some dude wearing a 3 piece suit walking a dog had an AR hanging on his back.

I was really second thinking going to the movie. My girlfriend didn't believe one word of my story. I went to the theater extra strapped.

Then this morning after she got up, she texted a redit link to me about some nude bicycle ride through Portland last night. Now she believes my story. 🙄
 
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Model 457 said:
So I went to get some burgers yesterday evening before going to see The Odyssey. What a weird errand.

1) First, I encounter a road rage incident. This dude was mad about something. He passed me on the bike lane, laid on his horn as he passed, and then brake checked me. I had to cross the double yellow to keep from getting side swiped as he passed. I caught him at a red light. I pulled up, tapped the horn, and saluted him. Now get this, the dude was wearing a huge multicolored clown Afro.

2) Parking is really bad around my preferred burger spot. 2 dudes were totally duking it out over a parking spot.

3) On my way home, there were 2 completely buck naked guys riding bicycles.

4) Also on my way home, some dude wearing a 3 piece suit walking a dog had an AR hanging on his back.

I was really second thinking going to the movie. My girlfriend didn't believe one word of my story. I went to the theater extra strapped.

Then this morning after she got up, she texted a redit link to me about some nude bicycle ride through Portland last night. Now she believes my story. 🙄
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Are you sure you weren't tripping?
 
i cannot explain the other...... :poop:


however....this...


Nude bike riding day, known as the World Naked Bike Ride, does not have a single fixed global date. Instead, different cities around the world schedule their local clothing-optional events on various weekends throughout the spring and summer months, typically between June and August. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Event Details
    • Main Purpose: A peaceful protest against oil dependency and a celebration of body positivity and bicycle rights.
    • Dress Code: "Bare as you dare" (clothing is optional).
    • Global Timing: Events take place on separate local dates depending on the city (for example, Chicago held its ride on July 11, 2026, and St. Louis held its ride on July 25, 2026)
 
Old_Me said:
i cannot explain the other...... :poop:


however....this...


Nude bike riding day, known as the World Naked Bike Ride, does not have a single fixed global date. Instead, different cities around the world schedule their local clothing-optional events on various weekends throughout the spring and summer months, typically between June and August. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Event Details
    • Main Purpose: A peaceful protest against oil dependency and a celebration of body positivity and bicycle rights.
    • Dress Code: "Bare as you dare" (clothing is optional).
    • Global Timing: Events take place on separate local dates depending on the city (for example, Chicago held its ride on July 11, 2026, and St. Louis held its ride on July 25, 2026)
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We need pics of when you go out and show your body positivity.
 
Old_Me said:
i cannot explain the other...... :poop:


however....this...


Nude bike riding day, known as the World Naked Bike Ride, does not have a single fixed global date. Instead, different cities around the world schedule their local clothing-optional events on various weekends throughout the spring and summer months, typically between June and August. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Event Details
    • Main Purpose: A peaceful protest against oil dependency and a celebration of body positivity and bicycle rights.
    • Dress Code: "Bare as you dare" (clothing is optional).
    • Global Timing: Events take place on separate local dates depending on the city (for example, Chicago held its ride on July 11, 2026, and St. Louis held its ride on July 25, 2026)
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Dammit, I missed it again! All that naked practice for nothing!
 
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