What are you doing right now??

[rcurtner]

On sale now at Tractor Supply. Git yourself one!

Almost afraid to ask what's that chicken cost?

 

[Tinyman]

Almost afraid to ask what's that chicken cost?

Price is only part of the equation. Factor in the "Karen" portion and it would be a hoot!

 

[OldGrunt]

Almost afraid to ask what's that chicken cost?

Normally $250, but on sale for $200. They even have a 6 foot camouflage one.

 

[Retired Bum]

Normally $250, but on sale for $200. They even have a 6 foot camouflage one.

So if I get the camo 'karen' won't be able to see it! Cewell!

 

[OldGrunt]

So if I get the camo 'karen' won't be able to see it! Cewell!

 

[Retired Bum]

I believe I could make that into the mail box! Be the first one on the street!

 

[rcurtner]

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Wife is on the phone will show her your giant chicken.

 

[powerboatr]

Today I have been given the greatest gift EVER! My mother-in-law (I'm her favorite child, by the way) gifted me this giant 6 foot chicken. As soon as I can make it to Home Depot and pick up some concrete anchor bolts, it will be secured down on the front porch of my house, for all to see! One step closer to bringing true classiness to this part of our home. The neighbors are going to be so jealous! Please excuse the mess in the garage. Until I get in anchored down, it will have to sit in the messy corner of the garage.View attachment 110014

so now you have a giant cock on on the porch

 

[Belt Fed]

 

[Belt Fed]

Echelon modules shipped today, they gonna be so purdy unlike that old ugly black ones.

 

[HayesGreener]

I bought a smaller version and screwed it onto my mailbox post out by the road, only to have some chickennapper steal it. I put up stolen chicken posters all around, but to no avail. Those porch bandit bombs are sounding more and more appealing to me. Studying how to rig an exploding chicken....

 

[Retired Bum]

I bought a smaller version and screwed it onto my mailbox post out by the road, only to have some chickennapper steal it. I put up stolen chicken posters all around, but to no avail. Those porch bandit bombs are sounding more and more appealing to me. Studying how to rig an exploding chicken....

Imagine the shrapnel!

 

[papa]

I'm getting ready to eat me some BBQ ribs and pasta salad.

 

[Belt Fed]

It's time

 

[Tinyman]

Bean soup and cornbread -- good neighbors are hard to find.

 

[HayesGreener]

It's time

All that chicken talk got you all srirred up, huh?

 

[Belt Fed]

All that chicken talk got you all srirred up, huh?

It's easy tonight, i accidentally took a blue and yellow pill

 

[rcurtner]

Wife is on the phone will show her your giant chicken.

Wife was sweet but said no way in hell are we getting a giant chicken.

 

[OldGrunt]

It's easy tonight, i accidentally took a blue and yellow pill

No mounting my chicken!

 

[Retired Bum]

The pork butt was still frozen so instead we are having homemade fajitas!