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When someone asks why I am always armed

I was at a family barbeque and had a niece of about 8 years old hug me and feel my gun. She asked why I had a gun. I reminded her that I was a cop and she said so is my daddy but doesnt carry a gun. I said. "Well, honey I carry my gun because monsters are real."

When that got back to her parents, I wasnt on their happy list. He may have been a cop but he was more worried about his lawn than being a cop. He couldnt clear a clog in the kitchen drain; but he did have a nice lawn. The man walked around in spiked shoes to poke holes in the ground for the grass.... He also shot a hole through his wall when holstering his pistol.
 

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Article says , "Walker County District Judge Henry Prentiss Allred ruled Crawford is a danger to the community but still entitled to bond. The judge set cash-only bail at $250,000 with tight restrictions if Crawford is released."


And, for the kicker, "The judge determined the state failed to prove by clear and convincing evidence that bail should be denied."
 
Mr.W. said:
I imagine not, for more than one reason. "Monsters are real." Really? A tactful, considerate explanation for an eight year old, if I do say.
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Well thats what I told my kids and they survived. I think its a mistake to let kids grow up thinking the world is full of rainbows and bunny rabbits riding unicorns

When I had a crazy nut job threaten to kill my wife and kids, then describe them, the car she drove and where we lived; I never left home without a rifle. Even if it was just to sit outside with her while she played on the swings or sandbox. I took a AK in a bag to the playground, grocery shopping, and church.

My kids never freaked but my wife complained that it was somehow my fault.
 
PieterCoetzee said:
I was at a family barbeque and had a niece of about 8 years old hug me and feel my gun. She asked why I had a gun. I reminded her that I was a cop and she said so is my daddy but doesnt carry a gun. I said. "Well, honey I carry my gun because monsters are real."

When that got back to her parents, I wasnt on their happy list. He may have been a cop but he was more worried about his lawn than being a cop. He couldnt clear a clog in the kitchen drain; but he did have a nice lawn. The man walked around in spiked shoes to poke holes in the ground for the grass.... He also shot a hole through his wall when holstering his pistol.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh, SWEET, MERCIFUL, CRAP! That officer needs to be placed in Administration. There isn't much threat behind a desk.
 
Captain O said:
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, SWEET, MERCIFUL, CRAP! That officer needs to be placed in Administration. There isn't much threat behind a desk.
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Yep he got promoted to Corporal and sent to traffic division. It meant he worked M-F daywork and he thought it was a good thing so he could add a water feature to his lawn BUT real cops know the Shite happens on the weekend nights
 
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