Which Commercials Pi$$ You Off?
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HansGruber
SAINT
Commercials?
What are those?
What are those?
Model 457
Master Class
All of those drug commercials make it look like life is a bowl of cherries if you are obese, have diabetes, HIV, IBS, etc. You can be all happy dancing around, BBQing with great friends, walking hand in hand in the moonlight with the love of your life..... Yeah, they all need a junk punch as well!
Model 457
Master Class
Something that apparently you're smart enough to avoid!
HansGruber
SAINT
Streaming pretty much takes care of the commercial issue.Something that apparently you're smart enough to avoid!
It’s REALLY nice during political seasons…
junk debt paper that no longer sells, has a poor coupon and represents a sinking underlying asset class. Oh - tv ads? well then, different field of play same type of nonsense.
yeah that could work or just sick an angry Cassowary on the both of them, might even stream that for upvotes and $$ details - for those who don't know - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
HansGruber
SAINT
I was wondering if it was an open face sandwich with mashed potatoes & gravy on top…junk debt paper that no longer sells, has a poor coupon and represents a sinking underlying asset class. Oh - tv ads? well then, different field of play same type of nonsense.
Sld1959
Ronin
VERY NICE during political seasons, have not watched a commercial, or live sporting event in probably 7 years.
Now working on news broadcasts and so much more relaxed.
Cedric
Custom
And a few years later here comes the law firm commercials to sue all the above drug manufacturers for injuries for all the snake oil you've ingested.
Certified Silly Goose
Master Class
VRBO, any company that runs social virtue signaling, car commercials where they show the car driving peacefully down a country road at the speed limit, with the caption "Professional drive on a closed course - do not attempt" at the bottom of the screen, ANY SPORTS COMMERCIAL, but above all... medication commercials.
Now, for fun, here's what a Cable TV commercial would look like if cable companies were honest (NSFW/Language)
Now, for fun, here's what a Cable TV commercial would look like if cable companies were honest (NSFW/Language)
TurboDog910
Elite
Not really ticking me off. More of a “wow they really said that!?”
The “get that hooker in your car" shampow commercial
The “get that hooker in your car" shampow commercial
last2brake
Master Class
Hard to follow the money when it's being spun so fast
Certified Silly Goose
Master Class
Also... "Liberty Liberty LIB-ER-TY LIB-ER-TY" 
SimonRL
Ronin
ChanceMcCall
Custom
It is even better, and cheaper, if you don't have a TV.
bc22wm
Professional
It's not the commercials so much as the mouthy guy at the end. "we are an equal opportunity lender." Thats nice, try NOT being and see where that gets you. One of the best was for a medication that I don't recall the name of. "Pregnant women and children under 3 shouldn't handle this medication". Wait, Stop, Hold On, pregnant women shouldn't touch it and you want me to swallow it
Having said that I miss the happy cows commercials.
Having said that I miss the happy cows commercials.