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You are not going to believe what this criminal did

25 years as a prison guard, OH YES I CAN BELIEVE IT. If anyone wants to right a best seller, go work at a prison for 5-10 years and keep a daily log so you don't forget one stunt over the next. You'll have to sell it as fiction though; nobody is going to believe that :poop:
 
Should I tell it or shouldn't I? Oh heck give it a shot. Warning if ya got a weak tummy read no further.
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Watched a male nurse treat the bed sores of a +++++++size I/m. The nurse said he was hungry and wondered what was being served in the mess hall. Jumbo I/m said hamburgers, then lifted up a roll of fat pulled out a hamburger saying I got a couple staying warm do you want one? The nurse turned the pail and I literally fell on the floor laughing.
Prison Guard: A very sick individual that is too lazy to work, and too chicken to steal. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Now you know why guards only tell war stories to each other. Normal people hearing them think they should be put away. But I'm safe hiding behind my keyboard.;)
 
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