25 years as a prison guard, OH YES I CAN BELIEVE IT. If anyone wants to right a best seller, go work at a prison for 5-10 years and keep a daily log so you don't forget one stunt over the next. You'll have to sell it as fiction though; nobody is going to believe that
Should I tell it or shouldn't I? Oh heck give it a shot. Warning if ya got a weak tummy read no further.
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Watched a male nurse treat the bed sores of a +++++++size I/m. The nurse said he was hungry and wondered what was being served in the mess hall. Jumbo I/m said hamburgers, then lifted up a roll of fat pulled out a hamburger saying I got a couple staying warm do you want one? The nurse turned the pail and I literally fell on the floor laughing.
Prison Guard: A very sick individual that is too lazy to work, and too chicken to steal.
Now you know why guards only tell war stories to each other. Normal people hearing them think they should be put away. But I'm safe hiding behind my keyboard.