Daffy Zone…..

Quill&Venom · 2025-06-08T05:54:56-0500

Young Airman walks into chow hall with his cover on. Training instructor goes off, "If you were your father's fastest sperm this does not bode well for your family's lineage, did your mother divorce your father when you were born?"

KillerFord1977 · 2025-06-08T08:39:34-0500

Quill&Venom said:
Young Airman walks into chow hall with his cover on. Training instructor goes off, "If you were your father's fastest sperm this does not bode well for your family's lineage, did your mother divorce your father when you were born?"

I wouldnt make it with DI’s.
I would have responded: “Hi Dad!” To the DI.