Eh. Sue me!Read it again.
That's not the react emoji I want... I want this:
If life shuts a door, I prefer to remove the door with a breaching charge...
At the PD I worked at in West Central Florida we had a series of lakes and parks that ran the length of the county serving as catchment basins for stormwater runoff. The entire system was full of gators. It was a daily duty of officers working zones where the lakes are to watch for tourists interacting with the gators. Posing for a photo next to a 14 foot gator up sunning itself seemed to point to a popular death wish. The damn things can run 35 mph for a short distance, more than any Canadian tourist in brown socks and sandals. I had one guy want to argue with me about the danger, saying it was motionless and sleeping. "That's how they hunt, you dumb@$$." I have many gator stories, some humorous, mostly related to human stupidity.quote of the day from trump
we will teach them how to run away from alligators...not in a straight line, zig zag
i paraphrased...i am still recovering from hot coffee that shot out of my nose from laughing when i heard him say that about the florida detainment center
Yeah I can't feature why someone would want to get close to a gator. Their jaws are incredibly powerful when they close them! But sometimes keeping people away from the alligators is to protect the gators!At the PD I worked at in West Central Florida we had a series of lakes and parks that ran the length of the county serving as catchment basins for stormwater runoff. The entire system was full of gators. It was a daily duty of officers working zones where the lakes are to watch for tourists interacting with the gators. Posing for a photo next to a 14 foot gator up sunning itself seemed to point to a popular death wish. The damn things can run 35 mph for a short distance, more than any Canadian tourist in brown socks and sandals. I had one guy want to argue with me about the danger, saying it was motionless and sleeping. "That's how they hunt, you dumb@$$." I have many gator stories, some humorous, mostly related to human stupidity.