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Daffy Zone…..

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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight', the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
 
powerboatr said:
quote of the day from trump
we will teach them how to run away from alligators...not in a straight line, zig zag
i paraphrased...i am still recovering from hot coffee that shot out of my nose from laughing when i heard him say that about the florida detainment center
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At the PD I worked at in West Central Florida we had a series of lakes and parks that ran the length of the county serving as catchment basins for stormwater runoff. The entire system was full of gators. It was a daily duty of officers working zones where the lakes are to watch for tourists interacting with the gators. Posing for a photo next to a 14 foot gator up sunning itself seemed to point to a popular death wish. The damn things can run 35 mph for a short distance, more than any Canadian tourist in brown socks and sandals. I had one guy want to argue with me about the danger, saying it was motionless and sleeping. "That's how they hunt, you dumb@$$." I have many gator stories, some humorous, mostly related to human stupidity.
 
HayesGreener said:
At the PD I worked at in West Central Florida we had a series of lakes and parks that ran the length of the county serving as catchment basins for stormwater runoff. The entire system was full of gators. It was a daily duty of officers working zones where the lakes are to watch for tourists interacting with the gators. Posing for a photo next to a 14 foot gator up sunning itself seemed to point to a popular death wish. The damn things can run 35 mph for a short distance, more than any Canadian tourist in brown socks and sandals. I had one guy want to argue with me about the danger, saying it was motionless and sleeping. "That's how they hunt, you dumb@$$." I have many gator stories, some humorous, mostly related to human stupidity.
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Yeah I can't feature why someone would want to get close to a gator. Their jaws are incredibly powerful when they close them! But sometimes keeping people away from the alligators is to protect the gators!

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