I don't do certain holidays, and 'Sinko de Mayo' is one of them. Instead, I observeBack in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise was being shipped on the Titanic to Vera Cruz, Mexico — it would’ve been the largest mayonnaise shipment ever delivered.
But as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank before reaching New York.
The people of Mexico, eagerly awaiting their mayo delivery, were so heartbroken by the loss that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
That day?
Sinko de Mayo.
Yes, this is my favorite 'band'! They sing the song of my people:
No, that's at least a 3-spacepalm:
Yes, Hell has frozen over. Here's the proof...
Classic rock will never die.... and neither will Keith Richards!
No, that's at least a 3-spacepalm:
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A woman in #NorthDakota has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly hitting her boyfriend with a hatchet while he slept.
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I've seen that place before, but have you been here?
Meanwhile, on the other end of the speed enforcement zone...
If you remember when this happened, congratulations!! You're officially older than dirt!
GuiltyIf you remember when this happened, congratulations!! You're officially older than dirt!
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That happened 15 years to the day before this happened: