i'm never gonna ask...why is there a sheep in that truckers truck, but i will say..."i'm sure glad i ain't a trucker no'mo"
Have you ever noticed that you never have a clogged toilet when its clean. Its only after last nights meatloaf....
Have you noticed that the floor gets lower the older you get? It sure never used to be that low
Have you ever noticed, everything you couldnt find is in the last place you look? Sometimes I wanna keep looking just to prove me wrong; cuz it hard being right all the time
the reaction of love from the woman in the background versus the dude who thinks he is too late to warn the poor bastard.