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NMEDGE
Hellcat
Looks like fishing for salmon in Alaska!
Tinyman
Hellcat
A blind man is describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how he is able to parachute, he said just about everything is done for him.
"I am placed in the door with my guide dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he is asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 100m from the ground", he answers.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he is again asked.
He quickly answers, "oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
"I am placed in the door with my guide dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he is asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 100m from the ground", he answers.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he is again asked.
He quickly answers, "oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Retired Bum
Professional
And probably much more intelligent....
BassCliff
Ronin
Old_Me
Emissary
there IS a pill for that.
Belt Fed
Emissary
Yes, we talkin deader than dead, a goner, a disabled veteran sittin on two duffle bags.
Retired Bum
Professional
Wishful thinking...
MN.Militia
Hellcat
I've seen this movie before!
MN.Militia
Hellcat
I'll see your whisper pickle and raise you an arty coozie...
MN.Militia
Hellcat
Last night, I watched a documentary about beavers.
Best dam show I've ever seen!
Best dam show I've ever seen!
