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Hi,

My wife asked me if I thought the grandkids were spoiled.

I said, "No, I think most kids smell like that."

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At the bank I was in line behind a guy who seemed addicted to the ATM.

He was going through withdrawals.

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I was at a yard sale and the guy was selling a TV for $25. He said the volume control didn't work.

I couldn't turn it down.

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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant. The hostess asked, "Do you have reservations?"

I said, "No, I'm confident I want to eat here."

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's time consuming.

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I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet! :LOL:


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
 
BassCliff said:
Hi,

My wife asked me if I thought the grandkids were spoiled.

I said, "No, I think most kids smell like that."

------------------------------

At the bank I was in line behind a guy who seemed addicted to the ATM.

He was going through withdrawals.

------------------------------

I was at a yard sale and the guy was selling a TV for $25. He said the volume control didn't work.

I couldn't turn it down.

-------------------------------

I took my wife to a fancy restaurant. The hostess asked, "Do you have reservations?"

I said, "No, I'm confident I want to eat here."

--------------------------------

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's time consuming.

-------------------------------

I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet! :LOL:


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
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Dad joke musings…

I laughed at the “reservations”. I’ll be using that. Get an eye roll next outing with the kids 🤣
 
Old_Me said:
A perk of being bald is knowing I’ll never be seen in public wearing a man bun!
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BassCliff said:
Hi,

My wife asked me if I thought the grandkids were spoiled.

I said, "No, I think most kids smell like that."

------------------------------

At the bank I was in line behind a guy who seemed addicted to the ATM.

He was going through withdrawals.

------------------------------

I was at a yard sale and the guy was selling a TV for $25. He said the volume control didn't work.

I couldn't turn it down.

-------------------------------

I took my wife to a fancy restaurant. The hostess asked, "Do you have reservations?"

I said, "No, I'm confident I want to eat here."

--------------------------------

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's time consuming.

-------------------------------

I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet! :LOL:


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
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