Johnny comes home from fifth grade one day and says “daddy, daddy, we all ran the mile today in PE and guess what? I was the fastest. It’s probably because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we all did pushups and I did the most… you know why? It’s because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we went into the locker room to change and my friends and I all decided we would compare our sizes… and mine was the biggest! You know why? Because I’m a COW…”
His dad cuts him off and says “no, it’s because you’re thirty two years old