Daffy Zone…..
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This one for Belt Fed
Boudreaux was sitting outside his local bar one day, enjoying a quiet beer and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drinking.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now Boudreaux gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.
"How do you know dis, Sister?"
"My Mother Superior told me so."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure dat what you are saying is right?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Den let me buy you a drink, Cher - if you still believe afterwards dat it is evil I will give up drinking for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"
"I'll get da bartender to put it in a teacup for you, den no one will ever know."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Boudreaux goes into the bar.
"Another beer for me, n’ a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the bartender, "and could you put da vodka in a teacup?"
"Oh no!,” screamed the bartender, “ It's not that Nun again is it?"
Boudreaux was sitting outside his local bar one day, enjoying a quiet beer and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drinking.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now Boudreaux gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.
"How do you know dis, Sister?"
"My Mother Superior told me so."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure dat what you are saying is right?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Den let me buy you a drink, Cher - if you still believe afterwards dat it is evil I will give up drinking for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"
"I'll get da bartender to put it in a teacup for you, den no one will ever know."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Boudreaux goes into the bar.
"Another beer for me, n’ a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the bartender, "and could you put da vodka in a teacup?"
"Oh no!,” screamed the bartender, “ It's not that Nun again is it?"