Daffy Zone…..

[MN.Militia]

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...Then this meme is for you!

 

[MN.Militia]

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My grampa owned a Texaco station & fixed cars. He was such a good mechanic that he could adjust a carburetor by putting a tuning fork to the engine & listen to the harmonics. He could do with a V-8 what Stevie Wonder did with a piano!

 

[MN.Militia]

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AMEN! Preach it, brother!

 

[MN.Militia]

She has some evil eyes

...And one of them is out of place...
(lazy-eye)

 

[MN.Militia]

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The government created ManBearPig!

 

[MN.Militia]

academy sports used to be that way.... even the janitor had to look.
now one manager looks at it, gives you a look like she or he is a customs officer at airport, then sends it and hands you the empty bag, so they can walk it to the door and hand you a FIREARM at the exit

L&M Farm Supply is also the same. Absofreakinglutely ridiculous!

 

[MN.Militia]

It's been years since I've bought a firearm at Academy. I can't even remember what I bought.

If you can't remember, it's automatically lost in a boating accident...
Here's your paperwork!

 

[Model 457]

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1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

 

[MN.Militia]

I may pay a bit more, but I limit my buying to my little gun store and private dealers at a gun show. It's the same reason I try to buy American when possible.

I'm the same when it comes to tools. I didn't like how so much is made in China, and big-name brands are all guilty. But I was only looking for screwdrivers, so I shopped around and found out that ChannelLock makes 'em too, not just pliers. They are 100% Made-in-USA. Nothing that has their name is made ANYWHERE else! Even Milwaukee can't boast that!

 

[NMEDGE]

She has some evil eyes

She might have eyes for you

 

[MN.Militia]

She might have eyes for you

RUN AWAY, @Belt Fed!!

 

[Belt Fed]

She might have eyes for you

RUN AWAY, @Belt Fed!!

I'd be tempted to hit that child killin heifer in her good eye.

 

[powerboatr]

a funny note
my LGS closed a few months back, they had been around for about 7 years, bought a few from him.
he and his brother owned it, but they started having girl trouble... brother ONE was bonking brother TWOs wife and it guess it go to much for them

 

[MN.Militia]

I'd be tempted to hit that child killin heifer in her good eye.

Hopefully with a set of spiked brass knuckles!

 

[MN.Militia]

 

[MN.Militia]

a funny note
my LGS closed a few months back, they had been around for about 7 years, bought a few from him.
he and his brother owned it, but they started having girl trouble... brother ONE was bonking brother TWOs wife and it guess it go to much for them

My old man had a rule. Never go into business with family or friends. He'd seen too many instances where those kinds of owners would have a falling out precisely because it was friends/family.

 

[KillerFord1977]

AMEN! Preach it, brother!
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I think Jesus would have a MP5 or FAL over a paltry AR, just saying …

 

[KillerFord1977]

My grampa owned a Texaco station & fixed cars. He was such a good mechanic that he could adjust a carburetor by putting a tuning fork to the engine & listen to the harmonics. He could do with a V-8 what Stevie Wonder did with a piano!

I hate adjusting carbs

 

[Model 457]

a funny note
my LGS closed a few months back, they had been around for about 7 years, bought a few from him.
he and his brother owned it, but they started having girl trouble... brother ONE was bonking brother TWOs wife and it guess it go to much for them

And they both had access to firearms...... Hmmm.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi guys,

a funny note
my LGS closed a few months back, they had been around for about 7 years, bought a few from him.
he and his brother owned it, but they started having girl trouble... brother ONE was bonking brother TWOs wife and it guess it go to much for them

My old man had a rule. Never go into business with family or friends. He'd seen too many instances where those kinds of owners would have a falling out precisely because it was friends/family.

I've never done it, but I've seen it happen with band personnel, especially when the band leader/star/lead singer is a good looking female. It's one of the quickest ways to get left on the road.

"Never stick your diddler in the cash register."


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff