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"Nobody pulls the wool over a Gambino's eyes; Especially this one!"

Are you talking about my ex or the dirt bag? 🤔

I say we force the bastage to marry my ex. That'll fix em.......

Is dressing up as Shrek a bad thing? I even eat onions like apples when I'm Shrek'ed up. 🤔

Too bad it is ground because cubed it is great in stew.

What do we know about the teacher? I couldn't open the article so I'm thin on details. If there was a pride flag or a male teacher wearing a dress involved, I say give the kid a medal.

I call dibs on the one on the right!

Uuummmmm....... Don't be givin em no idears......

I just stick a finger in my ear and lean the other ear against my shoulder. F all that new-fangled technology garbage. Just wastin yer money.

Maybe :poop: just happens sometimes? :unsure:

With body armor having become so readily available and affordable, and considering the fact that I'm most likely to have an unpleasant encounter with one of these radicals that are slowly taking over most blue cities, I threw the center mass philosophy out the window years ago. I'm all about the...

So I just had a learning experience. I was out back with the 4 legged flea bags futzing around. The better half left for her hair appointment. The better half refuses to lock the front door when she leaves the shack. No matter how much I female dog & complain about locking the front door, she...

I once had a shipment go missing. I don't recall which carrier was originally handling the shipment and which carrier I picked it up from. I was waiting for a delivery that never came. Much like @Old_Me, the seller sent a replacement order. Then one day I get a call from UPS saying they have a...

Booooo!!!!! Ha ha ha! 🤣

The time I bad mouthed Glocks, @Annihilator sent a killer chicken after me! So I'll not be making my opinion know this time around. 🤣

I have no valid reason for my phobia of striker fired pistols but I just don't trust 'em. I'll carry a 1911 cocked & locked but I'm most comfortable carrying a DA/SA with one in the pipe, hammer down, and safety on.

Oh man! I forgot about that dude. <<shiver>>

Uuuuummmmm........ Okay? Yer not tryin to get me to google :poop: that's gonna earn me a visit from the feds, are ya?

Knock its horns off and wipe its ***. Give me a gob of straight horseradish and some worchestershire sauce and I'm set to feast!

It has probably already happened buy I'd totally make a sinner out of the one on the left!