My dad was a cruel bas*ard sometimes. He retired out of the Navy as a Captain. He once was going to punish my little sister. He was in his easy chair and was wearing shorts so he didn't have a belt handy. He made my little sister politely ask to borrow my belt from me. He whooped her *ss and then had her thank me for the use of my belt when she returned it to me.My kids got to meet Mr. Belt.
2, but depending on the fixins it might be under the bun
All of them are missing key ingredients to qualify as a wholesome, nutritious, satisfying meal!. No cheese, no chili, no fresh chopped white onion, no relish.... If you can eat it without a knife and fork, it isn't a proper hotdog, now is it?!