Daffy Zone…..
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Old_Me
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A lawyer sold his well to an old farmer.
Two days later, the lawyer returned and said smugly:
“I sold you the well, not the water. If you want the water, you’ll have to pay extra.”
The farmer smiled calmly and replied:
“That’s fine. But you’d better come remove your water from my well… or rent starts tomorrow.”
Two days later, the lawyer returned and said smugly:
“I sold you the well, not the water. If you want the water, you’ll have to pay extra.”
The farmer smiled calmly and replied:
“That’s fine. But you’d better come remove your water from my well… or rent starts tomorrow.”
Onewolf426
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My dad always told me there are 2 rules to enjoy a happy marriage. 1) She's always right so don't waste the energy arguing. 2) What's hers is hers and what's yours is hers. Once you learn these rules, you will enjoy a peaceful marriage.
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I had girlfriend problems once. So I deflated her and put her back into the box she came in.
Old_Me
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why don't i ever see a shopper like this at my super markets..???
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powerboatr
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now that is FUNNY as a fart in a spacesuit
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KillerFord1977
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Because you go shopping at 7am. That shopper is only getting 3 hrs of sleep at 7am and goes shopping at 3pm when you’re considering dinnerwhy don't i ever see a shopper like this at my super markets..???
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Old_Me
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also as funny as seeing a woman's legs swell up when she farts, cuz she's wearing panty hose...
Old_Me
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well...i consider dinner at 3PM, but i gotta watch Judge Judy first......when she goes off at 4...then we eat.Because you go shopping at 7am. That shopper is only getting 3 hrs of sleep at 7am and goes shopping at 3pm when you’re considering dinner
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