Daffy Zone…..

I was at the shooting range today with my 10mm.

There was guy shooting next to me shooting a small pistol 9mm.
He was shooting at a full man size silhouette at 2 meters. Yes two meters. You can almost see the powder burns on the paper.
Well the good news is he was hitting most of the man size target paper.
The big finally, for his last mag, he moved the target to 4 meters and rapid shot all 6 rounds, put his gun in case and walked out, leaving his target.
I must say I was not able to shoot at this time as I was sitting in a chair laughing and watch from the chairs in back. No he did not see me.

But wait, , , , there is more.
Later, there was a guy who had a small nickle revolver with wood grips and was loading it from the chairs in the back.
The range officer, FREAKED and ran over there, grabbed his revolver and walked it over to his shooting shelf with barrel face down.

Kudos to the range officers.
Advice for an old guy . . .

I was working out in the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing . . .

I asked the trainer that was near-by,

“What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?”

The trainer looked me up and down and said –

“Try the ATM in the lobby.”