Fixed or repaired dailyF*cked Over Rebuild Dodge
Forged Out of Recycled Dumpsters
F*cked On Raw Deal
Fast Only Running Downhill
Fickle Old Road Disaster
Just for fun: FIAT = Fix It Again, Tony
But in fairness to Ford, did you know that a staggering 98% of Fords produced over the last 40 years are STILL on the road today? True story! (the remaining 2% actually made it home)