powerboatr
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SELF SERVING oooop lef out the hyphen
SELF-SERVING
SELF SERVING oooop lef out the hyphen
Moons ago just after i started working in auto parts stores we made a blinker fluid bottle and labeled it as high mileage and put it next to brake fluid and other things. And if somebody asked about it we would tell them it wouldn't work in their vehicle and to go to the body shop up the road they would help them... happened 5 times before the paper label ripped and we never made another one...
thats a good one
EXACTLY the sort of fellow you don't want to retort "eat me" to when they say something that pisses you off...
Someone sees only one side of you laughing, gives you a questioning look, and all you can say is
...He sharted out loud
I'd like to piggyback on this one. When out shopping and such, I use a cane. Lady asked me if I had trouble walking and I told her no, it was my sympathy-stick. You know, "here, old man, let me get that door for you."thats a good one
Let me add a zinger
yall know on jul 8 i had rotator cuff repair surgery sooooo out in public i still have to wear the sling thing
thursday we went to a boat place to look a .......well BOAT
as the salesguy was walking with us out to the yard to see the BOAT
he asked if had had surgery on my shoulder, i stated without a pause or smile...NO I JUST WEAR THIS FOR SYMPATHY
i thought my wife was going to trip from laughing![]()
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Oak post (as in dumb as an...)
Nope, that one's already taken.Oak post (as in dumb as an...)