Ya know, I'd love to sneak into a WNBA game before the facilities open to the public, bring in one of those electric baseball-pitching machines and a Santa-Claus-Sized bag full of neon dildos, and once the game starts, start lobbing them dildos as fast as the machine can spit'em out!!
It won't be a GAU-8 auto-cannon, but I am sure the rapid THOOP-THOOP-THOOP-THOOP-THOOP sound will be quite satisfying. I'll need a cohort with a scope to be my forward observer and get me dialed in so I can 'FIRE FOR EFFECT!!'
BREAKING - Jasmine Crockett is reportedly hiding out and refusing public appearances or to speak after her staffers publicly criticized her as a “boss from hell” who acts more like a social media influencer than a Representative.