To Whom It May Concern!!!
Of the three guns I have ever owned, I must report that I tragically lost them in a Jon-Boat rollover accident last night while gigging frogs. Yes I had all three of my guns on me, causa the gators and such; so I no longer own any firearms and due to being broke, I cannot afford to buy more. I recon I will put a Gun-Free Zone sign up in my yard and that should work for keeping my family and me safe. Maybe one day in the future I can afford to buy one of those new GenZ Glocks, till then I will just keep my head down, and also not jump about in the Jon-Boat...
That is all
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