Daffy Zone…..

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Old_Me]

 

[Tinyman]

 

[MN.Militia]

Calling a spade...a spade.

 

[MN.Militia]

My fart was so bad, the flies opened the window themselves

My fart (while I was sleeping) was so bad, I woke up and found a scorch mark on my bed linen.

 

[MN.Militia]

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Data, Data, Data... What are we gonna do with you?

 

[MN.Militia]

I took a long, hard look at myself this morning.

I did the same thing and my mirror shattered!

 

[MN.Militia]

A man and a woman CAN be just friends with no sex involved.

It's called marriage.

You misspelled life sentence without parole.
There, FIFY!

 

[MN.Militia]

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I have a British friend who explained 'Worcestershire'. Phonetically, it's 'whir-cess-stir-sure'.

 

[MN.Militia]

 

[HayesGreener]

I have a British friend who explained 'Worcestershire'. Phonetically, it's 'whir-cess-stir-sure'.

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Wheresyoursister sauce works also

 

[Jfal]

Wheresyoursister sauce works also

I've heard "Washyoursistersauce" as well.

 

[Old_Me]

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bu...bu....but, where would it have to bite you..????

 

[Tinyman]

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Don't need to SAVE the Amazon, just start SELLING it on Amazon.

 

[Annihilator]

bu...bu....but, where would it have to bite you..????

That’s like the 2 guys who went camping, in the middle of the night one woke up screaming…..his friend jumped up and asked what happened…..his friend said I just got bit by a rattlesnake……his friend said where……the guy said on my little buddy……so the friend got on his cell and called 911 telling the agent what happened…… the agent said to calm down…..stated take a small knife and make a small cut where he was bit and suck the poison out and we’ll send some help……so he said ok….. his friend said what did they tell you….his friend said you were going to die!