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Daffy Zone…..

Some kid at McDonalds stared at me and said,

“Why are you so ugly?”


I leaned down and whispered,


“I can’t tell anyone, but I came back in a time machine… I’m you, from the future.”


He cried for 20 minutes straight.
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"Wendy"

A white man gets "wendy" tattooed on his erect penis to show love for his new bride.

It only shows “Wy” when flaccid.

He goes on vacation to Jamaica. In the bathroom peeing, he glances over at a Jamaican guy next to him and sees “Wy” tattooed on his penis too.

He says, What a coincidence! Is your wife named Wendy too?

The Jamaican man notices the guy’s penis tattoo and says, Nah mon.. mine says “Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day”
😆
Two nurses talking on the night shift
You know the man in room 602 has "little" tattooed on his penis?
No dear, what it actually says is "Little Rock Arkansas United States of America." ;)
 
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