Daffy Zone…..

[MN.Militia]

 

[MN.Militia]

 

[MN.Militia]

At first it was the frogs, according to Alex Jones...
Now this!

 

[MN.Militia]

 

[MN.Militia]

I can see him actually saying this...

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Some kid at McDonalds stared at me and said,

“Why are you so ugly?”


I leaned down and whispered,


“I can’t tell anyone, but I came back in a time machine… I’m you, from the future.”


He cried for 20 minutes straight.

The last time I was at McDonald's I ate a kid's meal.

His mom was really mad.



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Annihilator]

Hi,



The last time I was at McDonald's I ate a kid's meal.

His mom was really mad.



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Onewolf426]

 

[MN.Militia]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Belt Fed]

LMAO

 

[Old_Me]

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.

 

[Old_Me]

They say sniffing Rosemary will improve your memory.

I sniffed Rosemary once.

She hit me.

I don't remember anything after that.

 

[Fred613]

When we first started to date my girlfriend had me take a two page questionnaire. Strange, each page only had one question each. I looked at the first question and answered “no,” I then looked at the second question and also answered “no.” Finally she said we could date.

The first question asked if I were allergic to duct tape. The second question asked if I knew what chloroform smelled like. Boy, was I in trouble.

 

[Jfal]