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Out-of-stater: Just how cold is it in Minnesota??
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Out-of-stater: Just how cold is it in Minnesota??
A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
I recently had a vasectomy and my doctor said that after the procedure, I wouldn't have any kids…
But, when I got home they were still there…
A long time ago, I took the grandchildren up to visit their grampa for a couple of weeks. I wasn't "nosing around" but I spotted my dad's little digital alarm clock he'd take with him while travelling. Upon setting an alarm for 2:00 AM for him, I discovered it was capable of 2 separate alarms; a his/hers model I suppose. Once he found it at 2:00 AM on his tiled bathroom floor between the tub and shower, he had no idea a second surprise awaited him at 4:30!