oh crap
i am BLIND i tell you
blind
what do you call midgets having sex?
........
....
little ****ers


i have a midget story
we have a mobile RV tech that works the lake and fixes them rvs
he has a BIG ford newer van,
and is almost 3 feet tall, you should see him get in a out, its like watching willy wonka movie
i cracked up the 1st time i saw him wiggle into a small space on an rv, and dissssssssappear
i dam near died in side trying not to bust from laughing
i am going to hell i think, no passing go...just straight to the express elevator