Daffy Zone…..
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Musashi
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Australian: "That your dog?"
New Zealander: "Yep"
Australian: "Mind if I speak to him?'
New Zealander: "Dog don't talk.”
Australian: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
New Zealander: (look of shock)
Australian: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the New Zealander)
Dog: "Yep."
Australian: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
New Zealander: (Look of total disbelief!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Horse don't talk.”
Australian: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
New Zealander: (Extreme look of shock!)
Australian: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the New Zealander)
Horse: "Yep."
Australian: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
New Zealander: (Look of total amazement!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "That sheep's a ****ing liar!!”
New Zealander: "Yep"
Australian: "Mind if I speak to him?'
New Zealander: "Dog don't talk.”
Australian: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
New Zealander: (look of shock)
Australian: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the New Zealander)
Dog: "Yep."
Australian: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
New Zealander: (Look of total disbelief!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Horse don't talk.”
Australian: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
New Zealander: (Extreme look of shock!)
Australian: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the New Zealander)
Horse: "Yep."
Australian: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
New Zealander: (Look of total amazement!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "That sheep's a ****ing liar!!”