Daffy Zone…..

[Belt Fed]

 

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[Old_Me]

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Geology rocks.

But geography is really where it's at.

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The rotation of the earth,

it really makes my day.

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I gave away all my dead batteries,

free of charge.

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What word begins with an 'e', ends with an 'e', and contains only one letter?

Envelope.

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I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Annihilator]

Hi,

Geology rocks.

But geography is really where it's at.

------------------

The rotation of the earth,

it really makes my day.

------------------

I gave away all my dead batteries,

free of charge.

------------------

What word begins with an 'e', ends with an 'e', and contains only one letter?

Envelope.

------------------


I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Model 457]

I polled 100 women to find the most preferred shampoo. The number 1 answer was "GET OUT of my shower!!"

 

[Old_Me]

as i was cruising the facebook general pictures and videos, one came along and spoke of a certain thing people do in crowded areas...

its called..

crop dusting........


its when you pass gas, in the crowd, and keep walking away, making another person get the dirty looks......


true...read this from the urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: crop dusting

crop dusting: farting while walking; walking while farting;

www.urbandictionary.com

all these years, and i didn't even know i was a trend setter...!!!!

 

[Retired Bum]

as i was cruising the facebook general pictures and videos, one came along and spoke of a certain thing people do in crowded areas...

its called..

crop dusting........


its when you pass gas, in the crowd, and keep walking away, making another person get the dirty looks......


true...read this from the urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: crop dusting

crop dusting: farting while walking; walking while farting;

www.urbandictionary.com

all these years, and i didn't even know i was a trend setter...!!!!

I've been blaming the dogs...

 

[KillerFord1977]

I've been blaming the dogs...

My dog got where he heard me put out an SBD he got up and walked away so he couldnt get blamed. Damned dog ratting me out

 

[HayesGreener]

My dog got where he heard me put out an SBD he got up and walked away so he couldnt get blamed. Damned dog ratting me out

You know you have potent gas when the dog leaves the room!

But I have a loyal dog who takes the rap for me most of the time.

 

[Old_Me]

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

My kids are like, we just ate that or we're eating that again........meanwhile the cats are like, yes we got fed . I tell them (the kids) some are more grateful than others as the cats don't complain