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Wife Gorilla Glues Sleeping Husband’s Butt Cheeks Together After Catching Him Cheating.
Houston, TX- Shelia Osmond (43), has been taken into custody after authorities say she glued her husband's butt cheeks together.
Shelia had been watching Larry move suspiciously for weeks.
Late-night texts, random “errands,” and his phone always flipped face down. She didn’t say much, but she knew something wasn’t right. Then she finally found the messages and realized Larry had been cheating.
That night, Shelia didn’t scream. She didn’t pack his bags. She waited until he fell asleep.
Around 2 a.m., while Larry was knocked out, Shelia went to the garage, grabbed the Gorilla Glue, and decided to teach him a lesson he would never forget.
By morning, Larry woke up in a panic when he realized his butt cheeks had been glued shut.
He started yelling, stumbling around the room, asking what happened.
Shelia just sat on the edge of the bed, quietly smiling and enjoying her handiwork.
Next thing you know, an ambulance was outside, neighbors were peeking through the blinds, and Larry was being helped out wrapped in a blanket, looking embarrassed beyond words.
Now everybody is arguing.
Some say Shelia went way too far. Others say Larry embarrassed her first.
What y’all think? Did Shelia cross the line, or did Larry earn that wake-up call?
 
Retired Bum said:
They're called VOWS for a reason...
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Vows work both ways. Im betting he didnt just decide to cheat if she was a pleasure to live with and had been a good wife. These things dont happen in a vacuum. Im soooo tired of hearing how bad it is when a husband cheats but we NEVER hear about it when wives runaround. She sounds like a *****
 
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