Does your closet shrink your clothes

[PieterCoetzee]

After I retired I moved from the occupied zone to a free place. I bought a house; but the previous owner didnt tell me that the closets shrink all you clothes. I put stuff away after washing them and they are smaller when I get them out. It seems to get worse the longer you leave them in the closet..... Its like Im living in the Twilight Zone. People can go into a gun shop and walk out with a gun; but the clothes shrink in the closet. I guess you gotta take the good with the bad

 

[HayesGreener]

After I retired I moved from the occupied zone to a free place. I bought a house; but the previous owner didnt tell me that the closets shrink all you clothes. I put stuff away after washing them and they are smaller when I get them out. It seems to get worse the longer you leave them in the closet..... Its like Im living in the Twilight Zone. People can go into a gun shop and walk out with a gun; but the clothes shrink in the closet. I guess you gotta take the good with the bad

All I can say is, thank goodness it doesn't happen to socks and hats

 

[PieterCoetzee]

All I can say is, thank goodness it doesn't happen to socks and hats

You keep them on the closet???

 

[HayesGreener]

You keep them on the closet???

Right next to the canned pickles

 

[Kir]

My wife, RIP, was a witch and used to feed me off small tea plates, load it up so it looked like food was almost falling off the sides. Strangely enough my clothes seemed to get bigger. I had to get new ones after we got married. She was a good, wise witch.

 

[Onewolf426]

It's a conspiracy. The closets and dryers have been in cahoots for decades.

 

[PieterCoetzee]

Right next to the canned pickles

No Beets and Eggs?

 

[Old_Me]

I bought a house; but the previous owner didnt tell me that the closets shrink all you clothes.

you and the others wear clothes....out of the closet..........??

sheesh, i keep all my mankini's in the closet........and i don't notice them getting small(er)

 

[Annihilator]

you and the others wear clothes....out of the closet..........??

sheesh, i keep all my mankini's in the closet........and i don't notice them getting small(er)


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[HayesGreener]

No Beets and Eggs?

Keep those in the bathhroom linen closet

 

[powerboatr]

our ALL in one machine can disappear socks and cause some shrinkage, even when you hang the pants to dry in the air on the rack

i think its in cahoots with the blue bell ice cream

 

[Old_Me]

WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for these two women. They are hanging out around the Big Y and Wal-Mart parking lots in Norwich, CT. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you, while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet. I've had mine taken on the 12th, 14th, 15th and twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99,but I found some at the Dollar Store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 10lbs. Keep a lookout for them. ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 are the best times)

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

For the longest time, I thought the drier was shrinking my clothes, but i was mistaken.

It was the refrigerator.



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff