Home Defense Options

[Model 457]

Okay, which one of you voted sword?!!!! I demand you justify yourself!

 

[Model 457]

My dogs have different barks depending on what they sense. I get concerned at what I call their "get your gun Papa" bark, which up till now has just announced an opossum on the porch. Not to be confused with the "UPS Delivery" bark, or "The Grandkids Are Here" bark.

Likewise. I've become desensitized to the 4 legged flea bags barking at a mutt on tv, and to every other useless bark with exception of the "someone is there bark." When they let out the "someone is there" bark, I strap up.

 

[negolien]

I keep a pistol, kids wooden bat, kukri and a shotty next to my bed LOL. More tools in your toolbox right?

 

[Annihilator]

Okay, which one of you voted sword?!!!! I demand you justify yourself!

 

[HayesGreener]

It's 2026!

 

[SL66]

One on the nightstand, one beside the bed.

 

[Jsimon78]

I miss the good old days of a Louisville slugger and a set of steel toe boots. Now I have enough ammo in 9/40/10 to wake up the neighbors. If that doesn’t work then time to get out the shotgun. Of course the neighborhood dogs love to talk to each other so I have time to become reinforcement.

I’m also classified as a grumpy type by people that don’t know me. I grew up in Chicagoland area by Vietnam era Airman. I also have jarheads friends (also belong to the Marine Corps league) so I picked up some bad habits.