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How many times you been married

Once. Got our 50 yr anniversary commin up. Was gonna take her out to a restaurant. But thats risky nowadays. Gonna grill a couple big T-bones, corn on the cob, baked potato and salad. We like grilling the corn with the husk on. If ya ain't ever done that, ya need to try it.
 
Well, I could tell y'all I've been married 3 times, lookin' at maybe a 4th. You see my first wife died from eating poison mushrooms. It took awhile but I got over it and married again. Unfortunately my second wife also died from eating poison mushrooms. Hard to believe I know. But my third wife died from a fractured skull ... she wouldn't eat her damned mushrooms!!!! Lol! Lol!
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