I KNOW I'm ugly, because...

[Recusant]

 

[Captain O]

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Don't worry. It still beats taking my sister-in-law to the veterinarian. The last time we went there, she bit him! (He threw a chew-chew bone to the other side of the exam room to distract her.)

 

[Lo-Profile]

Better to be ugly and smart (like me)
Than to be ugly and stupid (like walmartians)

 

[Model 457]

Let's just say I won my lawsuit against DreamWorks for using my image in Shrek.....

 

[last2brake]

Let's just say I won my lawsuit against DreamWorks for using my image in Shrek.....

What end was used for the image ?

 

[Belt Fed]

Oh My!

 

[OldGrunt]

 

[Captain O]

My sister-in-law had her slacks tailored from the lifeboat covers provided by the SS Minnow.

 

[Old_Me]

My sister-in-law had her slacks tailored from the lifeboat covers provided by the SS Minnow.

the SS Minnow was way too small for life boats..the most it would have had, would be at least 1 life jacket for each passenger/crew member, and maybe at least 1 life preserver.

however, the Lusitania, the Titanic, the Andrea Doria, and nearly any US Navy battleship would have had life boats..


just sayin'

 

[Recusant]

Does she get her dresses from Omar the Tent Maker?

 

[Captain O]

Does she get her dresses from Omar the Tent Maker?

YOU GUESSED!

 

[last2brake]

Better to have Omar making her dresses. The models for Omar the Tentmaker's bikinis are NOT attractive.

 

[Captain O]

Better to have Omar making her dresses. The models for Omar the Tentmaker's bikinis are NOT attractive.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!