Man Learns the Quickest Way to Get Kicked Out of a Gun Range

[Captain O]

This may sound cruel, but if that handgun had discharged while pulling that asinine stunt, neither of them would be allowed to return. (That's if his buddy survived.)

Thus endeth the lesson.

 

[Captain O]

They must have come from single-parent households. (The gene pool was a bit shallow.)

 

[Captain O]

The boys (and they are boys) have yet to understand that firearms are dangerous/deadly power tools that, when mishandled, can result in serious injury or death. They live in an electronic/motion picture fantasyland.
This is how/why they are maimed or are fatally injured.

They truly believe that life is a video game.