What are you doing right now??

[NMEDGE]

Went to the urologist today, had to see a different one as my usual female one didn't have an opening for a while and when i called i was hurting. now it eased up last night and i have no pain today. i don't know where it went but i haven't passed it or don't think i have.

first they take a scan and then an ultra sound, and let me tell you the lady that done that was very pretty. so she's rubbin this warm lubricated thing all on my sides and lower front for the bladder....ok enough of that

Now i go to the room for the DR to tell me what he sees, in walks this dude, he sticks his hand out to shake mine and he just touches mine, i hate a fishy handshake. if'n yer gonna shake my hand, grab it and squeeze a bit. started to break his pansy little hand but ya know, this guy could mess me up. lol

Then he spoke, my god. this dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was NOT checkin my prostate no matter what. but anyway i got around the gay part and started to ask him if he owns any Kimbers, but let him slide. But this guy musta been new, he didn't know anything and couldn't tell me anything about them ultra sound and scans i just took.

Anyway they want me back in two weeks to do it again. guess they don't know where the stone went either. but after the ultra sound lady and the no pronoun dude, i can't wait for dirty movie time.

How do you know he was feminine? Maybe he's just a gentle type. I didn't want to use the "Q" word.

 

[Lexie__M]

Went to the urologist today, had to see a different one as my usual female one didn't have an opening for a while and when i called i was hurting. now it eased up last night and i have no pain today. i don't know where it went but i haven't passed it or don't think i have.

first they take a scan and then an ultra sound, and let me tell you the lady that done that was very pretty. so she's rubbin this warm lubricated thing all on my sides and lower front for the bladder....ok enough of that

Now i go to the room for the DR to tell me what he sees, in walks this dude, he sticks his hand out to shake mine and he just touches mine, i hate a fishy handshake. if'n yer gonna shake my hand, grab it and squeeze a bit. started to break his pansy little hand but ya know, this guy could mess me up. lol

Then he spoke, my god. this dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was NOT checkin my prostate no matter what. but anyway i got around the gay part and started to ask him if he owns any Kimbers, but let him slide. But this guy musta been new, he didn't know anything and couldn't tell me anything about them ultra sound and scans i just took.

Anyway they want me back in two weeks to do it again. guess they don't know where the stone went either. but after the ultra sound lady and the no pronoun dude, i can't wait for dirty movie time.

LOL

Instead of asking it, if it owns any Kimbers, I bet it knows much about joy sticks, protein shakes and is a solid Demoncrap and maybe got the present job because of DEI?

 

[powerboatr]

Went to the urologist today, had to see a different one as my usual female one didn't have an opening for a while and when i called i was hurting. now it eased up last night and i have no pain today. i don't know where it went but i haven't passed it or don't think i have.

first they take a scan and then an ultra sound, and let me tell you the lady that done that was very pretty. so she's rubbin this warm lubricated thing all on my sides and lower front for the bladder....ok enough of that

Now i go to the room for the DR to tell me what he sees, in walks this dude, he sticks his hand out to shake mine and he just touches mine, i hate a fishy handshake. if'n yer gonna shake my hand, grab it and squeeze a bit. started to break his pansy little hand but ya know, this guy could mess me up. lol

Then he spoke, my god. this dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was NOT checkin my prostate no matter what. but anyway i got around the gay part and started to ask him if he owns any Kimbers, but let him slide. But this guy musta been new, he didn't know anything and couldn't tell me anything about them ultra sound and scans i just took.

Anyway they want me back in two weeks to do it again. guess they don't know where the stone went either. but after the ultra sound lady and the no pronoun dude, i can't wait for dirty movie time.

like shaking hands with a fish, just lays there all squishy
my grand daughters boy friend is like that
makes me cringe,

 

[Belt Fed]

How do you know he was feminine? Maybe he's just a gentle type. I didn't want to use the "Q" word.

He was ... ah hell i ain't sayin no more. dude could suck a golf ball through a 100 foot water hose.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi guys,

i just really like the style of homes in your woods
big front yards, brick siding
looks really inviting

Hey, thanks! These homes were built in the mid-50s, kinda like me. Only the corner lots have the really big front yards, not me. We're sitting on a half acre. I've always been partial to brick houses too.

@BassCliff I enjoy LOOKING at your photos, but when I retired from the Air Force, Mrs. Tinyman asked where we would settle. I said I was going to tie a snow shovel on top of the car, drive South, and when someone asked "whatinthehellisthat" we would. Now living in (it's gonna snow) Central Alabama.

That's pretty funny right there. You just can't get away from Mother Nature. I love the snow. People 'round here think I'm crazy.

I was glad to hear Ms. @belladonna got home in one piece. She's probably feeling no pain about now. Sleep well.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff