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Belt Fed said:
Went to the urologist today, had to see a different one as my usual female one didn't have an opening for a while and when i called i was hurting. now it eased up last night and i have no pain today. i don't know where it went but i haven't passed it or don't think i have.

first they take a scan and then an ultra sound, and let me tell you the lady that done that was very pretty. so she's rubbin this warm lubricated thing all on my sides and lower front for the bladder....ok enough of that

Now i go to the room for the DR to tell me what he sees, in walks this dude, he sticks his hand out to shake mine and he just touches mine, i hate a fishy handshake. if'n yer gonna shake my hand, grab it and squeeze a bit. started to break his pansy little hand but ya know, this guy could mess me up. lol

Then he spoke, my god. this dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was NOT checkin my prostate no matter what. but anyway i got around the gay part and started to ask him if he owns any Kimbers, but let him slide. But this guy musta been new, he didn't know anything and couldn't tell me anything about them ultra sound and scans i just took.

Anyway they want me back in two weeks to do it again. guess they don't know where the stone went either. but after the ultra sound lady and the no pronoun dude, i can't wait for dirty movie time.
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😳 How do you know he was feminine? Maybe he's just a gentle type. I didn't want to use the "Q" word.
 
Belt Fed said:
Went to the urologist today, had to see a different one as my usual female one didn't have an opening for a while and when i called i was hurting. now it eased up last night and i have no pain today. i don't know where it went but i haven't passed it or don't think i have.

first they take a scan and then an ultra sound, and let me tell you the lady that done that was very pretty. so she's rubbin this warm lubricated thing all on my sides and lower front for the bladder....ok enough of that

Now i go to the room for the DR to tell me what he sees, in walks this dude, he sticks his hand out to shake mine and he just touches mine, i hate a fishy handshake. if'n yer gonna shake my hand, grab it and squeeze a bit. started to break his pansy little hand but ya know, this guy could mess me up. lol

Then he spoke, my god. this dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was NOT checkin my prostate no matter what. but anyway i got around the gay part and started to ask him if he owns any Kimbers, but let him slide. But this guy musta been new, he didn't know anything and couldn't tell me anything about them ultra sound and scans i just took.

Anyway they want me back in two weeks to do it again. guess they don't know where the stone went either. but after the ultra sound lady and the no pronoun dude, i can't wait for dirty movie time.
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LOL

Instead of asking it, if it owns any Kimbers, I bet it knows much about joy sticks, protein shakes and is a solid Demoncrap and maybe got the present job because of DEI?
 
Belt Fed said:
Went to the urologist today, had to see a different one as my usual female one didn't have an opening for a while and when i called i was hurting. now it eased up last night and i have no pain today. i don't know where it went but i haven't passed it or don't think i have.

first they take a scan and then an ultra sound, and let me tell you the lady that done that was very pretty. so she's rubbin this warm lubricated thing all on my sides and lower front for the bladder....ok enough of that

Now i go to the room for the DR to tell me what he sees, in walks this dude, he sticks his hand out to shake mine and he just touches mine, i hate a fishy handshake. if'n yer gonna shake my hand, grab it and squeeze a bit. started to break his pansy little hand but ya know, this guy could mess me up. lol

Then he spoke, my god. this dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was NOT checkin my prostate no matter what. but anyway i got around the gay part and started to ask him if he owns any Kimbers, but let him slide. But this guy musta been new, he didn't know anything and couldn't tell me anything about them ultra sound and scans i just took.

Anyway they want me back in two weeks to do it again. guess they don't know where the stone went either. but after the ultra sound lady and the no pronoun dude, i can't wait for dirty movie time.
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like shaking hands with a fish, just lays there all squishy
my grand daughters boy friend is like that
makes me cringe,
 
Hi guys,

powerboatr said:
i just really like the style of homes in your woods
big front yards, brick siding
looks really inviting
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Hey, thanks! These homes were built in the mid-50s, kinda like me. ;) Only the corner lots have the really big front yards, not me. We're sitting on a half acre. I've always been partial to brick houses too.

Tinyman said:
@BassCliff I enjoy LOOKING at your photos, but when I retired from the Air Force, Mrs. Tinyman asked where we would settle. I said I was going to tie a snow shovel on top of the car, drive South, and when someone asked "whatinthehellisthat" we would. Now living in (it's gonna snow) Central Alabama.
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That's pretty funny right there. You just can't get away from Mother Nature. I love the snow. People 'round here think I'm crazy. :p

I was glad to hear Ms. @belladonna got home in one piece. She's probably feeling no pain about now. Sleep well.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
 
It will be 70° here today. Here's what itblooked like one year ago today
 

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wondering why my SS check was not deposited into my account this morning

supposed to go in the 4th thursday of the month, which is today...


unless


the first thursday was New Years Day....????

but would SS not count all days, on the calendar..????


anyway, going to get my Sig STX, 1911 ready for range day, all the same.
 
Old_Me said:
wondering why my SS check was not deposited into my account this morning

supposed to go in the 4th thursday of the month, which is today...


unless


the first thursday was New Years Day....????

but would SS not count all days, on the calendar..????


anyway, going to get my Sig STX, 1911 ready for range day, all the same.
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thats weird
my wifes is 3rd wed of each month
but our credit union sends a note (email) the sunday before of impending deposit, then boom either mid morning that monday or early tues its in the bank.
this past mon was a holiday that made her check drop tues morning 1st thing
maybe the mlk holiday messed up your deposit time line ??

my VA and Navy retainer usually arrives up to 4 days early, again preceded by an email or text from credit union
 
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Belt Fed said:
Went to the urologist today, had to see a different one as my usual female one didn't have an opening for a while and when i called i was hurting. now it eased up last night and i have no pain today. i don't know where it went but i haven't passed it or don't think i have.

first they take a scan and then an ultra sound, and let me tell you the lady that done that was very pretty. so she's rubbin this warm lubricated thing all on my sides and lower front for the bladder....ok enough of that

Now i go to the room for the DR to tell me what he sees, in walks this dude, he sticks his hand out to shake mine and he just touches mine, i hate a fishy handshake. if'n yer gonna shake my hand, grab it and squeeze a bit. started to break his pansy little hand but ya know, this guy could mess me up. lol

Then he spoke, my god. this dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill. He was NOT checkin my prostate no matter what. but anyway i got around the gay part and started to ask him if he owns any Kimbers, but let him slide. But this guy musta been new, he didn't know anything and couldn't tell me anything about them ultra sound and scans i just took.

Anyway they want me back in two weeks to do it again. guess they don't know where the stone went either. but after the ultra sound lady and the no pronoun dude, i can't wait for dirty movie time.
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sure it was your new Dr and not a clerk in there wanting to see some new "items" and see if you played along 😆 :unsure:
 
Hi,

I hope everyone is healing up and feeling better this morning. Some of us old folks have more issues than National Geographic. ;) Seriously though, I include all of my acquaintances here in my morning prayers. I'm having lunch with the church geezers today. That bunch likes to pray too.

It's going to be a bit chilly here for the next few nights, as it is in most of the country. Stay warm.

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Before lunch I'll get some blood drawn to check my numbers, hoping they are still undetectable.

Tomorrow I'll be out in the negative temps for a while to play a show for a senior center. They really appreciate even my questionable entertainment this time of year. Break a leg!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
 
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