What are you doing right now??

[Belt Fed]

Rode me motorbike to the gun shop, wasn't in there 15 minutes and a thunderstorm hit. flash flood rains and all. i was stuck there for a couple of hours.

 

[HayesGreener]

Rode me motorbike to the gun shop, wasn't in there 15 minutes and a thunderstorm hit. flash flood rains and all. i was stuck there for a couple of hours.

What a terrible place to be marooned! But not so bad as long as the power was on and the credit card machines and cash register were working

 

[papa]

I have noticed that they have been putting those flock cameras up all over town here. I mean there is a lot of them! Wonder why so many cameras.

Big brother is watching.

 

[HayesGreener]

It's the aliens studying us. First those little cameras with the little red lights on the urinals, now this. You know what's next!

 

[OldGrunt]

It's the aliens studying us. First those little cameras with the little red lights on the urinals, now this. You know what's next!

Wait a minute! What little cameras with red lights on urinals? That's news to me! That's it! I'm just peeing off my porch from now on. No more trips into town using the urinals in men's restrooms! Belt Fed has probably seen movies made with my wee wee footage! This is an outrage!

 

[Belt Fed]

Belt Fed has probably seen movies made with my wee wee footage! This is an outrage!

Yep, i won't mention the size, but the video needed blowing up big time.

 

[NMEDGE]

Next time I wear a speedo I need to remember to shove a potato in the front.

 

[Belt Fed]

Next time I wear a speedo I need to remember to shove a potato in the front.

Or tape a cucumber to the inside of yer leg.

 

[Retired Bum]

Or tape a cucumber to the inside of yer leg.

I already have a gherkin, I don't think I would need anything else.

 

[KillerFord1977]

Rode me motorbike to the gun shop, wasn't in there 15 minutes and a thunderstorm hit. flash flood rains and all. i was stuck there for a couple of hours.

@Belt Fed headed home:

 

[Belt Fed]

I'm findin a nun movie tonight.

 

[KillerFord1977]

I'm findin a nun movie tonight.