This brings to mind Johnny Carson. After his 3rd (4th?) divorce on his show one night he quipped “This was it. I’m never getting married again. From now on I’m just going to go out every few years, find a woman I hate and buy her a house”
I told my current wife (#3) that if it doesn't work out for us, then she will be strike #3, and I'm out. I'll be done with women. Maybe switch teams and look for a sugar daddy for me! Anybody know what Belt Fed looks like?
