Go Bag — 10 Items You Forgot

[Bassbob]

I just need a bug out bag big enough to get me to @KillerFord1977 ’s house!

I'll be heading to @BET7's house.

 

[Bassbob]

10 things you need in your go bag:

Mayonnaise

Sriracha

Yarn (so you can crochet a duvet)

Etch-a-Sketch (for silent communication)

Photo of David Hasselhoff in Baywatch prime (or Pam Anderson—I don’t judge)—for motivation

Miracle Whip (if you don’t like Mayo…save the Mayo for trades, like roast iguana)

10 rounds of 7.63 Mauser (in case you run across a C96)

Vermouth (nobody actually drinks it, so it’ll be weirdly valuable)

A giant candy cane (for Christmas!)

A 1963 Plymouth Belvedere

A Mk17 “Bravo” 15MT thermonuclear device

Get all of these in your bag, you’re good to go. Guaranteed.

All excellent items. You are right about the vermouth. I pour a good amount of vermouth over a tumbler of ice, stir it for a few seconds, dump the vermouth out, fill the tumbler with Bombay Sapphire, stir 63 times, pour into a giant martini glass and drop a couple olives in. That's called a perfect martini folks.

 

[HansGruber]

All excellent items. You are right about the vermouth. I pour a good amount of vermouth over a tumbler of ice, stir it for a few seconds, dump the vermouth out, fill the tumbler with Bombay Sapphire, stir 63 times, pour into a giant martini glass and drop a couple olives in. That's called a perfect martini folks.

Definitely dry.

 

[Bassbob]

Definitely dry.

Churchill poured gin in a glass and raised it in the general direction of Italy for some reason.

Close enough for me.

 

[HansGruber]

Churchill poured gin in a glass and raised it in the general direction of Italy for some reason.

Close enough for me.

Who are we to argue with Winston?

 

[BET7]

I'll be heading to @BET7's house.

There's always room for my adopted son

 

[Bassbob]

Who are we to argue with Winston?

Exactly.

 

[Bassbob]

There's always room for my adopted son

Don't worry pops. I always bring something to the party.

 

[SimonRL]

I'll be heading to @BET7's house.

He’s going to be renting out empty shipping containers!

 

[KillerFord1977]

So we fight our way to pick up @HansGruber plus, @10mmLife , @Annihilator (we need chickens) and fight our way to @BET7.

Rest of the naysayers can stroke their HI Points

 

[Keystone19250]

So we fight our way to pick up @HansGruber plus, @10mmLife , @Annihilator (we need chickens) and fight our way to @BET7.

Rest of the naysayers can stroke their HI Points

I don’t have no stinking Hi-Points.

 

[BET7]

So we fight our way to pick up @HansGruber plus, @10mmLife , @Annihilator (we need chickens) and fight our way to @BET7.

Rest of the naysayers can stroke their HI Points

Where @Bassbob and I will await the groups arrival

 

[KillerFord1977]

I don’t have no stinking Hi-Points.

You’re also not a naysayer

 

[HansGruber]

So we fight our way to pick up @HansGruber plus, @10mmLife , @Annihilator (we need chickens) and fight our way to @BET7.

Rest of the naysayers can stroke their HI Points

The code word is “Nakatomi”…

 

[KillerFord1977]

The code word is “Nakatomi”…

 

[Bassbob]

The code word is “Nakatomi”…

Funny, I was just thinking we need a code word then I scroll down on this post.

 

[Annihilator]

If you can make your way there we’ll be easy to find. We’ll be the house sponsored by Sig Sauer.

Sig who?…..

 

[Bassbob]

Sig who?…..

Sig GlocknColt

 

[Annihilator]

Sig GlocknColt

 

[Keystone19250]

The code word is “Nakatomi”…

I just spit water all over my cat sleeping in my lap.