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vampires i tell you....vampires......!!!!!!!!

Old_Me

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i had to go to my doctor this morning...he is new, as my regular PCP has retired as of Dec. 31st.

this guy is YOUNG......i mean nearly Doogie Howser young...

he really looks like this actor too....

Adam Scott

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so, he sends me for blood work, i told him of the screw up of thier lab on site, regarding my lead level testing...more later if you need specifics.

anyway, blood drawn, and i get a bandage.

i go now to stand in line at the check out window.

now i walk up and get my next appointment card.

i look down at the white bag my 2 urine sample cups are in....

BLOOD......

then i am "feeling" my now wet baseball cap....

i am getting red all over my fingers

i look at my left hand, and BLOOD is dripping off my fingers...>!!!!!!

NO SH!T,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!


this is the jab wound.....

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and this is the white bag

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i had told this NEW doctor i will give his lab 1 MORE CHANCE...........at NOT screwing up something



whaddya yall think.........??????????

i already KNOW what i will be doing for future lab work.......
 
PieterCoetzee said:
Everyone jokes about Vampires until theyve been bit.... Sounds like its you not so much the lab. Do you have HIGH BP or taking blood thinners?
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BP meds, and daily aspirin...

however...

i have had more blood drawn, than all the blood donor sites, in the world, and in the universe, and in all the solar systems......and this never happened before.

please explain why today, after like 58,957,334,287,100,948,344 trips to get blood testing done...????
 
Y'all might like this.
When my wife completed two years of treatment, she gave the medical staff some appreciation gifts.
The Doctor got a bottle of wine.
The nurse got an angel figurine.
And that guy who drew blood every week for two years? She gave him a potted cactus. 😁
 
Old_Me said:
i had to go to my doctor this morning...he is new, as my regular PCP has retired as of Dec. 31st.

this guy is YOUNG......i mean nearly Doogie Howser young...

he really looks like this actor too....

Adam Scott

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so, he sends me for blood work, i told him of the screw up of thier lab on site, regarding my lead level testing...more later if you need specifics.

anyway, blood drawn, and i get a bandage.

i go now to stand in line at the check out window.

now i walk up and get my next appointment card.

i look down at the white bag my 2 urine sample cups are in....

BLOOD......

then i am "feeling" my now wet baseball cap....

i am getting red all over my fingers

i look at my left hand, and BLOOD is dripping off my fingers...>!!!!!!

NO SH!T,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!


this is the jab wound.....

View attachment 101650


and this is the white bag

View attachment 101651


i had told this NEW doctor i will give his lab 1 MORE CHANCE...........at NOT screwing up something



whaddya yall think.........??????????

i already KNOW what i will be doing for future lab work.......
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Maybe, just maybe… you’re an axe murderer.
 
mikep said:
Maybe, just maybe… you’re an axe murderer.
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well jesus h. christ, then why do i have more guns than an early 1900's axe..????....(its really THAT old)

and a rusty one at that...???

where the axe falls off when i go to swing it...???

i mean c'mon man, where's your head....????
 
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