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[BassCliff]

Hi,

i caught my wife and her sister in a mid conversation.........

"i need to tell Ken to read his obituary"

Oh, that's scary.

I told Mrs. BassCliff that I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for Tuesday.

Oh well, that's OK. It'll be my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.


I'll be here all week!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Oldmountaiman]

Hi,



Oh, that's scary.

I told Mrs. BassCliff that I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for Tuesday.

Oh well, that's OK. It'll be my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.


I'll be here all week!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

Yep I will be cremated because I want to leave a big carbon footprint and play the old song Smoke Gets In Your Eyes Ta Da

 

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