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[BassCliff]

Hi,

i caught my wife and her sister in a mid conversation.........

"i need to tell Ken to read his obituary"

Oh, that's scary.

I told Mrs. BassCliff that I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for Tuesday.

Oh well, that's OK. It'll be my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.


I'll be here all week!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Oldmountaiman]

Hi,



Oh, that's scary.

I told Mrs. BassCliff that I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for Tuesday.

Oh well, that's OK. It'll be my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.


I'll be here all week!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

Yep I will be cremated because I want to leave a big carbon footprint and play the old song Smoke Gets In Your Eyes Ta Da

 

[MN.Militia]

All this talk about creamation has left me with a craving for freshly home-made ice cream...

 

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I like taking 3 actual but unrelated quotes & stringing them together to make something new...

 

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[Shibadog]

I remember way back in High School.
Both the girls and boys played soccer as there was a active cardio program as they were concerned about our health and none of us were fat, let alone obese as is now, which is the norm.
However after High School, no one ever played Soccer at least until they had the World Cup event the USA.

You’re a good bit younger than me. When I was a kid I never even heard of anybody playing soccer in the States.